Month: September 2008
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Southern Advice
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
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Help!
A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program: “What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?”
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Special Transportation
A workman who was extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus, and plumped himself down next to a haughty, sour-faced woman.
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Dreaming of Diamonds
One morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”
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Meanings
A teacher is drilling her young students. “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” she said.
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Male Speech Patterns
“I can’t find it” MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
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Why Not Quit?
The new patient was airing his woes to an understanding doctor.