Month: September 2008
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It’s Bad for Your Legs
It has been determined that, contrary to conventional wisdom, having a romantic liaison before participating in an athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete’s abilities.
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Choose Your Weapon
A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
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Two Buddies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.
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The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
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I Can’t Believe It!
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants more than a written report: he wants video of his wife’s activities.
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No Excuses
To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special ‘No Excuse Sunday.’
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Bear Hunting at 80
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
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Martha Stewart’s Tips for RedNecks
IN GENERAL Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.