Month: September 2008
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Student Bloopers
From Richard Lederer, author of Anguished English Certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States.
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Great Job!
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
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Questions and Answers
Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.
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A Friend for Supper
“Honey,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
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It Will Cost You
A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter — yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her.
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Raising Chickens
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op man complies.
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How to Photograph a New Puppy
Remove film from box and load camera. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
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The Reunion
An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.