Month: September 2008
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The Wonderful English Language
We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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The Loan
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You
(George Burns) When you like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.
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Computer Gender
We attribute gender to many inanimate objects. For instance, ships are referred to as “she,” while most people think of automobiles as masculine. But are computers male or female? We provide arguments for both sides…
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Random Ponderings
Steven Wright What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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American Management
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
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The French Maid
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
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Large Family
Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers.