Apply for a Job with the Railroad
Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The chief engineer was conducting the interview.
“What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?”
Fred quickly answered, “Well, I’d call my brother.”
The chief engineer just sat there for a second. “Why would you call your brother?”
“He’s never seen a train wreck before.”.