A gallery owner called an artist and said, “I have good news and bad news.”
“Oh, please tell me the good news first,” said the painter.
“The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
“The buyer was your doctor.”