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Children Under Ten

Mark Twain’s contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10.

“You can listen to thunder after lightening to tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, never mind.”

“Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.”

“South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.”

“Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.”

“Genetics explains why you look like your father … and if you don’t, why you should.”

“Vacuums are nothing. I only mention them to let them know we know they are there.”

“Some people can tell the time by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.”

“We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.”

“I am not sure how clouds get formed but the clouds know how to do it and that is the important thing.”

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