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Country Song Titles

In Country music, sometimes the title is the best part…

  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • You’re the reason our kids are so ugly
  • I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
  • I keep forgettin’ I forgot about you
  • She got the gold mine and I got the shaft
  • My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him
  • I changed her oil, she changed my life
  • Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
  • Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone
  • If you don’t leave me alone I’ll go and find someone else who will
  • She got the ring and I got the finger
  • I’ve got the hungries for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line
  • I fell in a pile of you and got love all over me.
  • My John Deere was breaking your field while your Dear John was breaking my heart.
  • I wouldn’t take her to a dawg fight because I’m afraid she’d win.
  • They may put me in prison but they can’t stop my face from breaking out.

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