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Demonstrating Attitude Part I

I can see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Do you intentionally set aside a part of every day to humiliate yourself in public?

I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

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