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How to Tell Where a Driver Is From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: L.A.

Two rolls of toilet paper and a box of Tide on antenna: University of Alabama (Roll, Tide, Roll)

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas

Four wheel drive pickup, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Alabama

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida (specifically South Florida in the winter)

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