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I Want a Divorce!

A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.

He asks, Any grounds?

Woman: yeah, about 2 acres.

Lawyer: Do you have a grudge?

Woman: No, we have a carport.

Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning?

Woman: No, I get up before him.

Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don’t you want a divorce?

Woman: No, my husband wants it… he claims he can’t communicate with me!

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