Category: Family Jokes

  • I can’t hear you

    An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.

  • Family Tradition

    The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.

  • School Troubles

    When I arrived for my daughter’s parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling me that my little girl didn’t always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little flighty.

  • What is Sex?

    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

  • The Tooth Fairy

    After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy.

  • Not Gonna Do It

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

  • Discipline

    As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.

  • Thinking of Mom

    A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.