A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.
He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food.
The couple’s young daughter had adopted a stray cat.
A couple shared their apartment with a parakeet named “Nicky.”
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