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Animal Jokes

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The Three-Legged Chicken

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three-legged chicken.

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The Bull

A rancher needs to buy a bull to service his cows but has to borrow the money from the bank.

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Fundamentalist Pet

A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.

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They Come in All Sizes

A guy walking his Doberman Pinscher says to a guy walking his Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”

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The Talking Dog

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

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Animals in Heaven

St Peter is at his post at the Pearly Gates when a cat shows up.

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Won’t Talk

A lady goes into a pet store one day. “I’m really lonely,” she says to the clerk. “I need a pet to keep me company.”

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The Captain’s Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

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