Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little pale and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”