A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.

Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”

Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.

No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”