Children Jokes

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Wanted

A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.

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The Watermelon Patch

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.

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God Be With You

Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”

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My Summer Vacation

Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

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Pa is Gonna Be Mad

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.

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Never Tell a Lie

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.

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My Valentine

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.

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Politically Correct Schools

No one fails a class anymore…
They are merely “passing impaired.”

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