A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.
Children Jokes
The Watermelon Patch
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.
God Be With You
Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”
My Summer Vacation
Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.
Pa is Gonna Be Mad
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.
Never Tell a Lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.
My Valentine
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.
Politically Correct Schools
No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”