The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for “Show & Tell,” and the next day every kid had something.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes.
How do you decide who to marry?
Mark Twain’s contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10.
A teacher is drilling her young students. “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” she said.
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