Computer Jokes

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An e-Moral

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

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Software Engineers

A software engineer, hardware engineer and company division manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed.

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With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor.

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If Restaurants Were Run Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support.

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Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device (BOOK)

It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere –even sitting in an armchair by the fire–yet it is powerful enough […]

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If Microsoft Built Cars

Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car.

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How to Shoot Yourself In the Foot Using Any Programming Language

The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. This guide is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in such dilemmas.

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Roughing it

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life…

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