Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
Max went into the doctor’s office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.
A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
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