A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, runs to the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, “I got shingles.”
Q: I just joined a new HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
An American traveling on a train in Europe meets a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
The main phone number rang at a hospital and the switchboard PBX operator answers.
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.
In Heaven, the order for an affirmative action program was handed down. From on high it was decreed that everyone would have an equal opportunity to enter Heaven.
Five doctors went duck shooting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.
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