A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, runs to the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
Doctor & Lawyer Jokes
What Do You Have?
A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, “I got shingles.”
Medical Insurance – HMOs Explained
Q: I just joined a new HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
Abundance
An American traveling on a train in Europe meets a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
Patient Info
The main phone number rang at a hospital and the switchboard PBX operator answers.
NASA Interviews
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.
Affirmative Action
In Heaven, the order for an affirmative action program was handed down. From on high it was decreed that everyone would have an equal opportunity to enter Heaven.
Doctors Duck Hunting
Five doctors went duck shooting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.