Doctor & Lawyer Jokes

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The Three Kick Rule

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.

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Where’s the Money?

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.

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What Doctors Really Mean

“This should be taken care of right away.” Translation: I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable I want to fix it before it clears up on its own.

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Big Man in a Small Town

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.

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Trust

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this:

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…and Nothing But the Truth

The prosecuting attorney in Podunkville called his first witness to the stand. He approached her and asked the grandmotherly, elderly woman, “Mrs. Jamison, do you know me?”

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You CAN Take It With You

A dying man gathered his three most trusted friends, his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough […]

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Old Dr. Carver

Doctor Carver was old and feeble, but he still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house because Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.

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