Doctor & Lawyer Jokes

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Lucrative Profession

A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient. He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D.C. He was also paid $50,000 to present his find.

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The Emergency

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.

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Season’s Greetings (after the lawyers are done)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration

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A Hobby

A young lawyer decided he needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he’d give it a go.

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