Family Jokes

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The System

Each Friday night Bill drove his wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill.

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Little Sally

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school.

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Pregnancy FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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Expecting

Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”

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A Financial Education

A young boy goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.

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It’s the Way My Mom Taught Me

One day a little girl was watching her mom make roast beef. Her mother cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.

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Providing for the Family

It had been many years since the embarrassing day when the young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop. She confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it?

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Large Family

Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers.

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