Family Jokes

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Telling Time

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with “the boys.” I told my new bride that I would be home by midnight … promise!

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That’s Once…

It was 1850, and the old widower had just married a young bride. They left the church for home in a wagon pulled by a mule. Within a couple of minutes, the mule stumbled.

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Light a Candle

Mrs. O’Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Rafferty.

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The Ultimate Computer

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line as the guided tour arrived.

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Proud Mothers

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.

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Worthless

“I’m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food.

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The Census

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her the names and ages of her children.

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Cold & Wet

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner.

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