Life Jokes

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Becoming a Mindreader

One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said “For 50 dollars I’ll teach you to be a mind reader! – Apply within.”

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Good News & Bad News

A large passenger train was crossing the country. After they had gone some distance, one of the two engines broke down.

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Prison Life

It is Fred’s first day in prison. After spending the morning being processed, he is taken to the huge mess hall for lunch. He finds a seat at a table full of inmates who look like they have been behind bars for years.

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How to Tell You’re Having a Bad Day

Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell’s Angels.

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Senior Moments

I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it – I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

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Is Your House Disheveled?

Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

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How to write a College Paper

Note: In later life, can be modified to help you do your taxes.

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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Question Someone’s Intelligence

A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few cans short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead […]

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