One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said “For 50 dollars I’ll teach you to be a mind reader! – Apply within.”
A large passenger train was crossing the country. After they had gone some distance, one of the two engines broke down.
It is Fred’s first day in prison. After spending the morning being processed, he is taken to the huge mess hall for lunch. He finds a seat at a table full of inmates who look like they have been behind bars for years.
Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell’s Angels.
I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it – I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
Note: In later life, can be modified to help you do your taxes.
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few cans short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead […]