Life Jokes

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Special Transportation

A workman who was extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus, and plumped himself down next to a haughty, sour-faced woman.

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Why Not Quit?

The new patient was airing his woes to an understanding doctor.

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Bear Hunting at 80

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

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Lover’s Lane

A policeman was patrolling a popular local parking spot for lovers overlooking a golf course.

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A Good Life

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

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Convincing the Judge

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”

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Strolling Throught the Cemetery

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

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Glaciers

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park had a lot of questions for her guide, “Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?”

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