Life Jokes

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Appreciation

A gallery owner called an artist and said, “I have good news and bad news.”

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In Memoriam – Pop N. Fresh

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.

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Obituary

The obituary editor of a newspaper was not one to admit his mistakes easily.

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Old Mrs. Pierpoint

Because she hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.

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Translating Real Estate Ads

CHARMING – Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”

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It’s a Killer

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

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His Favorite Cookie

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

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Neighbors

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?” “Not today,” Ray replied, “I have to make soup.”

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