A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting, and enjoying each other’s friendship.
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school together many years ago.
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some very expensive Napoleon brandy.
Before – You take my breath away After – I feel like I’m suffocating
The story goes that a preacher and a bus driver both passed away at the same time and were both entering Heavens gate.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one.