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Life Jokes

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Proposed Alcohol Warning Labels

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring stories over and over.

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Little Buddy

Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.”

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A Very Fast Moped

A young man goes out and buys one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo.

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Rude Awakening

A man and his wife are awakened at 3:30 a.m. by a knock on the door. “I’m not getting out of bed at this hour,” he thinks and rolls back over.

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Traffic Hazard

A policeman was on patrol when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was.

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Success

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.

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The Great Escape

Three thieves — a smart guy, an average guy and a dumb guy, are arrested and sent to prison for stealing a car.

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Hallmark Card Rejects

I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

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