A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and hiding his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist’s office and nervously exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help right away.”
Life Jokes
The Twenty-Third Pound
My appetite is my shepherd, I shall not want.
Senior Exercises
I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends.
Last Meal
Three prisoners are captured in the war. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
Sleeping Pills
An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
The Cynic’s Creed
You cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
If Airlines Sold Paint
Customer: Hi, how much is your paint?
Too Expensive
George and his wife Marge went to the State Fair every year. Every year George would say, “Marge, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”