Life Jokes

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Tell Me Your Problems

A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and hiding his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist’s office and nervously exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help right away.”

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The Twenty-Third Pound

My appetite is my shepherd, I shall not want.

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Senior Exercises

I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends.

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Last Meal

Three prisoners are captured in the war. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

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Sleeping Pills

An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

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The Cynic’s Creed

You cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi, how much is your paint?

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Too Expensive

George and his wife Marge went to the State Fair every year. Every year George would say, “Marge, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”

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