Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”
When using a public campground, placing bagpipes in clear view on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942
Four guys are driving cross-country together. Each man is from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and New York.
The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters.
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.