Life Jokes

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The Optimist Farmer and the Pessimist Neighbor

One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said, “Great day, eh?”

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All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman

It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.

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Did I say that?

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died?”

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Exercise or Not

–My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97 and we don’t know where she is.

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You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When…

You ski uphill. You speed walk in your sleep.

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Pulled Over

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

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My Forgetter

My forgetter’s getting better but my rememberer is broke.

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How Old?

The census taker knocked on Donna’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.

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