Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins. 

Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.

Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.

Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”

A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. 

Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.