Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins.
Men & Woman Jokes
Known by the Company You Keep
Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
I would do anything to pass this exam
A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.
The Remote
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
Special Day
Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”
Sharing
A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
Gender Roles
Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
Tightly Packed
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.