A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says. “How so?” his friend asks.
A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.
You are taking your life in your own hands when you open your mouth after your wife has had a bad day
Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn’t believe in capital punishment and didn’t want her personal feelings prevent justice from running its proper course.
Kitchen closed – – this chick has had it! Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.
An old couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”