A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer, leaving the husband extremely dejected.
The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”
Sven and Lena lived on a lake in Northern Minnesota. It was near the end of winter, and spring was just beginning. Sven asked Lena if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general store to pick him up some tobacco.