Category: Men & Woman Jokes
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Substitutions
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.
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The Surprise
On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and surprise her after work. The minute he opened the door, his wife started screaming at him, “This is the worst day that I have EVER had! The kids have been terrible. They got in a food fight, the washing machine broke […]
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Lowered Expectations
What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40
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You Look Familiar
A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny.
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No Win Situation
One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although it was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous rather easily.
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Ruled by Women
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
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Let’s Pretend
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat.
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Watch closely
The young couple was at a baseball game. About halfway through the game, they noticed a much older couple in the seats below them.
