A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.
On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and surprise her after work. The minute he opened the door, his wife started screaming at him, “This is the worst day that I have EVER had! The kids have been terrible. They got in a food fight, the washing machine broke […]
What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40
A completely inebriated man walks into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walks over to her and pinches her on the fanny.
One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although it was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous rather easily.
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat.
The young couple was at a baseball game. About halfway through the game, they noticed a much older couple in the seats below them.