Vacationing in Kentucky, Bob spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, he asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell him, she called her husband from the back room.
Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
Mary was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework — that, he declared, was woman’s work.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
WOMEN: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”