Men & Woman Jokes

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I’m Not Sure

Vacationing in Kentucky, Bob spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, he asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell him, she called her husband from the back room.

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Advice from Mothers to Daughters

Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.

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The Chauvinist

Mary was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework — that, he declared, was woman’s work.

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Embarrassed

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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To: Wives

If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.

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The Princess

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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Haircuts

WOMEN: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

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With a Kiss

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

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