What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want.
Two friends talking. “My wife drives like lighting!”
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, “New Porsche, $500!”
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”
A woman on her way home from a hard day’s work, stopped at a bar for just one drink. As she was sitting at the bar, she noticed an exceptionally gorgeous and distinguished man enter the place alone. He sat 4 stools away, and was so striking that she could not take her eyes from […]
Bill and his wife, Sherry, get along just great, except that Bill complains Sherry is a “backseat driver” second to none.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.