Men & Woman Jokes

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Companionship

Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship.

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More Men vs. Women

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”

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Dreaming of Diamonds

One morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”

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Male Speech Patterns

“I can’t find it” MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

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Two Buddies

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.

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I Can’t Believe It!

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants more than a written report: he wants video of his wife’s activities.

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The Wonder of It All

One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib.

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The Spell

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch.

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