Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
Types of Jokes
Discipline
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.
Wild Chickens
Poor Robert was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.
Chocolate Rules
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.
Restitution
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, runs to the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
The Theory of Cat Behavior
LAW OF CAT INERTIA – A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food.
Top Ten Signs Your New Car is a Lemon
Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.