Category: Types of Jokes
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The Golf Tragedy
This man and his wife were out playing golf when he hit a big slice and ended up behind a big building. His wife said, “Look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”
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Useful English System Unit Conversions
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
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What Do You Have?
A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, “I got shingles.”
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Never Tell a Lie
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.
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The Bull
A rancher needs to buy a bull to service his cows but has to borrow the money from the bank.
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Moonshine
A young man was hitchhiking down south and a farmer driving an old pickup truck stopped to give him a lift.
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Avid Golfer
A young avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
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The Super Bowl Ticket
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
