Types of Jokes

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I have Contacts

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.

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Bruised old man

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins. 

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Negotiating a trip home

Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home. 

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I can’t hear you

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.

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Known by the Company You Keep

Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

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I would do anything to pass this exam

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.

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A tough shot

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

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Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.

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