During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
Types of Jokes
Politically Correct Schools
No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”
Success
Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.
Abundance
An American traveling on a train in Europe meets a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
Heads or Tails
The blonde reported for her university final examination, which consisted of “yes” or “no” questions.
Job Descriptions
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
The Great Escape
Three thieves — a smart guy, an average guy and a dumb guy, are arrested and sent to prison for stealing a car.
More You Might Be a Redneck if…
Your Momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is on!”