Types of Jokes

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Daffynitions

Every year the Washington Post conducts a contest in which readers are asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some of this year’s winners:

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The Talking Dog

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

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Little Johnny Meets the Bishop

Little Johnny’s father was a rector in a small church. When the bishop came to visit, Little Johnny became very excited.

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Tell Me Your Problems

A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and hiding his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist’s office and nervously exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help right away.”

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War in the Church

There was a church where the preacher and the song leader were not getting along. This began to spill over into the worship service.

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The Declaration of Independence

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?”

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NASA Interviews

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.

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Workplace Theft

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory where there had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift. Every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being […]

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