Category: Types of Jokes
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Senior Exercises
I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends.
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The Class Photo
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
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Last Meal
Three prisoners are captured in the war. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
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Sleeping Pills
An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
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Affirmative Action
In Heaven, the order for an affirmative action program was handed down. From on high it was decreed that everyone would have an equal opportunity to enter Heaven.
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Home on the Web
(to the tune of “Home on the Range”) Lyrics by Peggy Ben-Fay Hu
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The Cynic’s Creed
You cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
