Category: Types of Jokes
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Random Ponderings
Steven Wright What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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American Management
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
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The French Maid
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
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Large Family
Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers.
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Excuse me?
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.
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Elementary, Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down and went to sleep.
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Dear John
A Marine stationed in Iraq received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
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The States
The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
