Types of Jokes

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Dead Mule

The old farmer’s mule had finally died of old age just before spring planting, so the farmer made a trip to town to buy another mule.

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The Initiation

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest tells them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

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The Beer Bet

An Irishman walks into a bar in Texas. He says, “I hear you Texans are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 beers back-to-back.”

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Telling Time

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with “the boys.” I told my new bride that I would be home by midnight … promise!

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Life After Death

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

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The Old Man on the Beach

An old man walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini on the beach.

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One Man’s Exercise…

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage.

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That’s Once…

It was 1850, and the old widower had just married a young bride. They left the church for home in a wagon pulled by a mule. Within a couple of minutes, the mule stumbled.

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