Types of Jokes

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What the Market WIll Bear

The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer.

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Worthless

“I’m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food.

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Fishing

Two old friends were recounting their dreams. “I dreamed I was on vacation,” one man said fondly. “It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream.”

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High Birth Rate

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

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Alley Oop!

A champion rider is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do […]

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More Redneck Rules of Etiquette

Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.

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Financial Occupations

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

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