Category: Types of Jokes

  • What the Market WIll Bear

    The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer.

  • Worthless

    “I’m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food.

  • Fishing

    Two old friends were recounting their dreams. “I dreamed I was on vacation,” one man said fondly. “It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream.”

  • High Birth Rate

    A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

  • Alley Oop!

    A champion rider is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do […]

  • More Redneck Rules of Etiquette

    Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.

  • Financial Occupations

    An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

  • Police Department Answering Machine

    Hello, you have reached the Police Department’s Voice Mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and usual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options: