Category: Types of Jokes
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A Challenge
A zealous, soul-winning, young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”
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On the Sixth Day…
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “today I am going to create a land called Canada.
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Software Engineers
A software engineer, hardware engineer and company division manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed.
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With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor.
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Help Wanted
A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
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Neat Icing
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes.
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If Restaurants Were Run Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support.
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…and Nothing But the Truth
The prosecuting attorney in Podunkville called his first witness to the stand. He approached her and asked the grandmotherly, elderly woman, “Mrs. Jamison, do you know me?”
