Category: Types of Jokes
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All About Golf
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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TENDJEWBERRYMUD
Amazingly, you will understand the word “tendjewberrymud” by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review…
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
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Becoming a Mindreader
One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said “For 50 dollars I’ll teach you to be a mind reader! – Apply within.”
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About Golf
Golf is like a love affair; if you don’t take it seriously it’s no fun;if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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Old Dr. Carver
Doctor Carver was old and feeble, but he still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house because Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
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A Message from God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
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Good News & Bad News
A large passenger train was crossing the country. After they had gone some distance, one of the two engines broke down.
